CEO KITTY THIRTEEN JAILED Mar 16, 2004
Trouble for sarsair as CEO kitty Thirteen and her chihuwawa, Kitkat, held on alleged fraud, embezzlement and child pornography charges in Lower Amnisia. As she was captured kitty suffered her first visible emotional breakdown. Sources close to kitty claim she maintains her innocence, but faced with the serious charged against her, she feels overwhelmed and terrified. Complete press release

NEW ADDITION TO OUR FLEET Feb 07, 2004
Sarsair is pleased to announce launching commercial concord service from sarscity to amnisia, starting next week.
sarsair has recently acquired 2 concords from other airlines which have found no use for them, and has also placed an order for half a dozen additional jets, and is looking forward to taking over the the supersonic air space.
sarsair has conducted several test flights to the newly modified concord jets during the past few weeks, which where very successful.
The first concord is scheduled to take off from Niri Airport on friday afternoon and reach supersonic speed during a 5 hour flight, which can take other planes over twice as long.
The plane will fly out over the great oceanic, turn north of Aleion, and head south east to Terencet airport in Amnisia. Please contact sarsair or call your local travel agent for reservations.

SARSAIR.COM WINNER OF THE SWB® AWARD Sep 04, 2003
Sarsair's newly improved website has won the prestigious SWB® Award for outstanding design and content for the third time, leaving the completions far behind and has received many praises by the media and critics all over the globe.
Also, we are very please to report that in a matter of days the site has received over half a million hits.
In the photo is miss sarsair kitty thirteen, receiving the prize last saturday, Sep 3rd 2003.

TEMPORARY SERVICE CUTS TO XILOM Jun 01, 2003
Due to the recent mysterious deadly outbreak and wide spread panic in Xilom we regret to announce temporary cut of service to Istania and Makong.
As of June 2nd, about 3000 deaths have been reported in 20 cities in south west Xilom, and tens of thousands of resident have been quarantined. Also, massive riots and looting have been taking place in the streets of Makong, Anamisoto and Jidaijr. The local government has collapsed after accusations that they had part in secret biological experiments which might have led to the outbreak.
We will keep you updated as more information hopefully becomes available.

MANDATORY MASKS ONBOARD May 03, 2003
Starting March 3rd, 2003 sarsair will be providing masks for all passengers and crew on international flights. Wearing the masks onboard expect for times passengers wish to smoke, drink or exchange bodily fluids is mandatory.
we are taking this step in response to concerns expressed by passengers and crew about a mysterious illness which has been spreading over the globe over the past few weeks. As of yet, the cause for the disease, which effects the respiratory system and often may lead to mild pleasant hallucinations is still unknown, but it is suspected the virus might be transmitted by random kissing or quaffing.
Sarsair strongly apologize for any inconvenience this may cause, and hope our passengers will still have a wonderful flight with us and our recently disinfected fleet.

ANNOUNCING PETMILES© May 01, 2003
introducing petmiles© -- the program that lets your pet fetch miles.
Starting June 1st, 2003 , when you travel on the same sarsair flight as your pet, your pet can starting earning valuable miles.
Just register your pet on sars to petmiles®, and your pet will boost its sars air miles account at the rate of one mile for every dollar spent toward flying.
Plus, fly with your pet first class before December 1st 2003, and earn double sars air miles for your pet. Traveling with your beloved pet has never been so rewarding.
In addition, both you and your pet can be sure to expect an amazing inflight dining experience and a wide selection of mouthwatering exotic dishes from our renown team of chefs.

Additional details about the petmiles® program may be found within sarsair's Live Animal Policy.

DAILY SERVICE TO KIMBERLEY
Mar 15, 2003
sarsair is pleased to announce that due to overwhelming demand starting February 14 we will increase service 9 flights a week to Kimberley, Noriland with a stop in Amnisia. Complimentary champagne, heroin and caviar will be served onboard for the first month.